J-Lo, we truly do love you. Whether you sing, act or just being gorgeous when posing on the red carpet. We were even supportive when we heard you insured your amazing legs for 1 Billion Dollars. However, we also heard that you went singing Happy Birthday to the Turkmenistani president for a s@#@ loads of money. Turkmenistan is probably one of the top five most oppressive regimes in the world, but it’s just a little bday song, right? Who cares?